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hijackreaper

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: gainesville, FL
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Entry #12

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Cristopher Kitty

Posted by hijackreaper Mar. 7, 2008 @ 9:31 PM EST

Chapter 1: The Litter

i peered around the corner, and dived behind the wall. There it was. I think it saw me. "If i'm gonna die, i'm going out with a bang." i meowed. i barrel rolled around the corner, and launched up at him. "Die, JJ!" i said, grabbing him by the ears. I hopped up on him, diging my claws into his earlobes. "BARK! BARK!.. whine!" He rolled over, kicking me off of him with his powerful hind feet. "You win this time!" i said, speeding off. he followed close behind. I ran into Sean, my owner. JJ attempted to stop himself, but his overgrown, dark claws slid against the shining, recently-polished floor.

CRASH!

Sean picked me up. "JJ! bad!" Sean said, pushing JJ away. "C'mon Chris, you aren't supposed to be out here right now. you'll get destroyed!" I looked down at my brown fur. Sean was right. I had many spots where my fur was slightly shaved from bites. the grey blotches that covered me had dots of red where i had gotten scratched. look at me. 7 months old, and i can't defeat a tiny little dachsund.

the door creaked open, as Sean lowered me to the loor and pushed me inside. He closed the door quickly, insuring i didn't escape again. Bailey, my sister, grazed her new claws against the door, creating a high pitched, unpleasant noise. i would never stoop to such low levels. It is the equivalent of humans begging for candy. I can make due. Midnight, my mother, lay on the floor. Her jet-black fur gleamed in the light. "Hello mot-"

I was thrown across the floor, falling on the ground hard and rolling over. My reflexes made me jump up and attack back. it spent Bailey half a week to heal that scratch on her nose.

"Hey Trigger!" i said, walking over to my older sister. (by 12 minutes, so what.) i came over to her, as she brushed me with her head. "hey Chris." she said back. "How's the cat food today?" i inquired. "Bland. i recommend food scraps from the table today. i heard the humans are making fish tonight. Tilapia, to be exact." she said, laying down. I could tell she had a sinister plan to escape.

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Mar. 20, 2008 | 4:16 PM captainspud says:

Nice. I want to be Steak the dog.


Mar. 31, 2008 | 12:47 AM hankmc7 says:

hey hijackreaper take a good at my cartoon check it out my account


Apr. 29, 2008 | 3:26 PM drunkkillers says:

its me kyle and dont say anything stuiped on my page or i ban


May. 14, 2008 | 1:27 PM drunkkillers says:

dude when the fuxk are u going to get a new pic


May. 14, 2008 | 1:28 PM drunkkillers says:

corecting my spelling ::: fuck

May. 14, 2008 | 3:46 PM hijackreaper responds:

:O you said fuck!
i'm telling the teacher!!!


May. 20, 2008 | 7:12 PM theendoftheworld says:

hi AND DOES TYPING LIKE THIS HELP U SINCE I NEED TO KNOW SOMTHING. THE PIC IF ITS REAL THEN I WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE HECK U GOT A KNIFE SHARP ENOUGH TO PENETRATE A GUN

May. 20, 2008 | 7:30 PM hijackreaper responds:

dumbass, the gun was made that way :D


Jun. 1, 2008 | 10:22 PM Christian676 says:

(About you're responce to my post on "I'm 13 14 and awl draw you."
You really need to shut up.
And in the words of South Park,
"Words are like bullets, And I'm just letting you're words pass right by me"
So stfu.
I don't feel offended in any way.
OH!
And by the way.
Don't be a pussy and hold this comment as a grudge against me like blackdaeth321 did.
It just gets you flamed.


Jun. 4, 2008 | 1:46 AM LegendaryAwesome says:

LegendaryAwesome was here! Visit my userpage for HOT BRAZILIAN SUPERMODELS!


Jun. 15, 2008 | 11:23 PM Juggalos4lifefoo676 says:

Join my Club: "The Juggalos, and Juggalettes"
It's on my Page! Cheggit.

Jun. 17, 2008 | 4:37 PM hijackreaper responds:

Wait a second, when did you know me?


Jun. 17, 2008 | 11:21 PM DrugMan3 says:

You just lost your virginity because every time I post on someones account they lose there virginity.

Jun. 18, 2008 | 1:22 AM hijackreaper responds:

I love you.
I'm about to, read my next damn post :3

Updated: Jun. 18, 2008, 1:22 AM

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